Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying, "I want my cat back." I have no idea what they are talking about. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Pelreskovich 11
Go find a cat and give them their damn cat back!
daisyismydog 3
A simple knock on the door would suffice...
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Comments (130)
moji67 5
I was the guy, give my cat back to me. Or I'll send u another note through all windows.
vintagemeow 6
Oh they want it now.. Right meow.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Swing and a miss.
ladyLALAA 29
I thought it was punny.
Christina_588 0
That stinks
jerseyboy732 16
Put a sign on your front law that says "free Chinese food"
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Stop stealing ******* that belong to other people, OP.
pippa08 0
guess they REALLY wanted thier cat back :s
soopafreak 11
Insert obligatory joke featuring thinly veiled reference to female genitalia here
profoundkisses 18
You stole their cat
LucieElizabeth 0
Yikes.. Sorry, OP. Fyl.
perdix 31
Have you started dating a new woman?
perdix 31
Perhaps her previous "owner" wasn't ready for her to find a new home?