Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Comments (272)
FYLimhoYDI 0
all I can say is your statement is ******* stupid!
BellBungle 2
You finish high school at 16 in the UK, so they couldn't possibly still both be in high school!
SunDropGirl 0
is your dad like a child malester!?
birds_fml 7
She's taking you shopping? You know, you don't HAVE to go with her. If you don't like the idea of her buying you something, DON'T GO. And you ALSO don't have to call her mom! Just cause she married your dad doesn't mean she can tell you what to do. You're obviously an adult, do what you want, and move out while you're at it.
DisrandomBMXican 0
Your dad's a stud.
kaykay9080 5
You guys can always threesome. xD
ImmortalKratos 0
wish I could high five the dad. move over Charlie sheen. I found a new hero
wolfshadow 4
Make her cheat on him with you xD. That would definitely bring up some awkward conflicts. Then use the age card against him!
xSeductivexBunni_fml 1
You know, it could be possible that OP might be like 24 years old, and if she is 3 years older than her fathers wife, then his wife might be like 20-21 years old. Maybe its not so bad, but it is still annoying. OP, I suggest just to move out with a friend or something :)
chosha_fml 27
#183 Just because it's technically legal doesn't mean it isn't screwed up. FYL, OP.
xSeductivexBunni_fml 1
Of course its screwed up.