Today, my half-drunk best friend, who I share lot of hobbies with, and love hanging out with, publicly confessed her love for me, and described how her heart burns every time she sees me with my wife, who's my childhood sweetheart, and love of my life. Now I am having to choose between the two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I called off my engagement with my now ex-girlfriend. Yesterday, while drunk at a get-together with all our friends, she admitted she's still in love with her best friend, and only went out with me to forget about him, but is still pining for him anyway. She doesn't understand why that factoid might upset me. FML
Today, my best friend confessed his love to me, and I confessed the same back. However, I have a boyfriend who gives me mixed signals and is rude but sometimes not, and my best friend isn't ready to date so for now it’s FWB, and he's also is starting to give a little bit of mixed signals. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I'm in love with my friend, and he's in love with me. The problem? We're both married to other people. We're not acting on it and we're going to do the right thing, which is letting it go, but my heart is broken in a million pieces right now. FML
Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
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Top comments
smoochmysnoot 6
Your wife. You choose your wife. Not a tough decision, bud.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
No, you dont have to choose. You love your wife.
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smoochmysnoot 6
Your wife. You choose your wife. Not a tough decision, bud.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
No, you dont have to choose. You love your wife.
Lost Reggie 22
Unless you're all up to be a throuple, choose the wife.
DLBL 23
No choice. Half-drunk best friend is now demoted to acquaintance.
Corleonechow 3
let friend be friend, let wife be wife. homie
tiptoppc 21
I had something similar (not exact) happen and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for the person confessing. Sorry OP
Hangryko 32
The F? Choose your wife! You married your wife, not your friend. Tell your so-called friend you can't be friends with her anymore.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You already chose.
cmurffy3 1
if you feel like there is a choice to make here take the friend and let us know how that works out I hope someone makes your wife happy
suntrkr 9
time to re-prioritize a few things in your life. your wife should always be your best friend. I'm really surprised that this other person hasn't caused a major rift between you and your wife already. do the right thing, the smart thing. don't make a big production out of it. stop spending time with this person, block them and be honest with your wife about what happened. good luck.