Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Welshite 40
DNA test, and dump her.
RebeccaRFT 18
Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.
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Comments (122)
WriterB 3
Dude LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE! Get a DNA test IMMEDIATELY and move on with your life. Lying cheating *****...
olivia7 5
DNA test, tell her parents then leave her ass as long as it's not yours.
magickitten 26
And yet you still refer to her as your girlfriend?
thatcoolguy123 14
DNA Test, show to father, dump her
StickyPickles 33
Dude, run and never look back
GoGiants28 13
dna test. Then shoot the dad
Randen_FML95 9
Her parents suck, your "girlfriend" sucks, your situation sucks, i pity for you my friend.
gobiteme2 34
I think if the girlfriend only “sucked” she wouldn’t be in the situation she’s in.
anabanana101 15
Sounds like a psycho bitch
yerrkiddingme 2
damn she's punking you hard
asherm 15
And the lie detector test determined that was a lie.... You are NOT the father!!!