Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Welshite 40
DNA test, and dump her.
RebeccaRFT 18
Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.
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Comments (122)
mosquito19 14
wow, you got all the hassle that come with having a girlfrind but none of the fun part.
Spadoinkle 10
I think it's time that you left this crazy girl. I don't know how old you guys are, but once the baby (if there is one) is born, you need to get a DNA test. If she refuses one, then that should be proof right there that she's a liar. Don't let her make you feel obligated to be a father to a child that isn't even yours. Get proof.
idontknow8 8
UPDATE ASAP OP!!
jbtheone_fml 5
Maybe if you slept with her she wouldn't of cheated
freakface99 4
Explain to her parents, without her. Then DNA test and dump.
wulff115 8
plz dump her, find a respectable women and introduce them and say this is the woman u wish u could be.
murph_fml 21
I find it odd that she's your "girlfriend" but you haven't had sex. I know I certainly banged a girl before she introduced me to her parents.
MFingChoGath 2
Not everyone is a man-**** like you.
limabeans101029 21
Well, not everyone is you. Plus it's not like meeting their parents always has to be a big deal. I met my boyfriends parents after we'd been together for like a month because I just happened to go to his house while they were in. EDIT: this was supposed to be a reply to 91
MFingChoGath 2
Sounds like a future episode of Maury Povich to look forward to.
XX_BATMAN_X3 5
I have had the EXACT thing happen to me! The thing is though it was long distance and I haven't even seen her in about a year!