b5b0n36
Fairfield, United States
Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML
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b5b0n36 27
I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off
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VanillaBeanGhost 15
That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!
BREADFAN 5
Well, what did you say?
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BREADFAN 5
Well, what did you say?
b5b0n36 27
I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off
Kinglue 17
Tell him to try a rim job first
BabooonLove 16
You should make subtle differences to each of your profile pictures so we can play spot the difference!
VanillaBeanGhost 15
That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!
species4872 20
Only if you feel like they've done a lot of mileage.
simplysarcastics 26
"Yeah let's go ahead and add some oil, your mileage is pretty high girl.
everythingelena 28
....am I the only one wondering how OP responded to the question?
JZY1989 23
I'm curious myself.
_EnderDoge 22
#6 check #1's replies
Tripartita 45
Hey, whatever gets your motor going is fine by me.
username635 16
Well...can it?
turtle_darkness 17
Rednecks, rednecks everywhere.
LyricaSilvan 30
If you want to risk getting toxic chemicals inside your body or someone else's, sure. Seriously though. Get on that new friend thing. Perhaps some that are a bit smarter.
b5b0n36 27
already on it bucko!
zinnish 11
I hope you told them yes.