Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Welshite 40
DNA test, and dump her.
RebeccaRFT 18
Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.
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Comments (122)
allyiscute1 22
Dump that hoe
AcieMcG 21
Good luck, interested in what will happen next. Hope you guys go on Springer!
Just_A_Tree 20
If her parents are that irrational and won't listen, then write a small letter explaining that their daughter likes to get around but not with you. Dump her, and YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAAAAAY! GO YOUR OWN WAY! You can call it another lonely day. Any girl that does this sort of thing is not the kind you should be dating. Besides, it's not like she'll be lonely, she's got her side dude to go to.
valalvax 13
If she's trying to claim it's op she probably doesn't know the guys name
afallingstar 22
Maybe she just wants to use OP and that's why she's saying he's the father
Just_A_Tree 20
Either of those are just more reason to leave the bitch. I'm sorry, but she dug her own grave, she did the act, and didn't even bother to keep track of who she was with.
WitEluded 13
Although it sucks now, you'll be the one laughing in two years when she is changing diapers and you are partying in college.
YourOpinionSucks 22
OP, in the case of your ***** (hopefully now ex) girlfriend...... YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
exuberant_orange 17
I hope by "girlfriend" you mean "ex-girlfriend". Time for a DNA test! And maybe a trip to Maury... XD
thawny_fml 21
Just talk to her father man to man. Tell him the truth and apologise to him for any confusion.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree. Just sit the dad down and tell him that it can't possibly be your baby since you two haven't had sex. Then tell him you are heartbroken to find out that she has cheated on you and unfortunately now have to break up with her. Explain that you're hurt by all of this but that you wish her and her family the best. If he in any way doesn't believe you or starts to get upset, just calmly say "I know it's 100% not possible, but if you really don't believe me I have no problem taking a DNA test if you're willing to pay for it." Chances are he will have no issues with this and will be upset with his daughter's actions and sad to see you go.
Taylor22294 24
Why would he need a DNA Test y'all he clearly isn't the father and would be wasting time and money. Tell her dad that she's a low down ***** and there's no possibility it's yours
WriterB 3
Who are they more inclined to believe? Some piss head kid who could have knocked up a girl or their own DAUGHTER? That's why he needs to get a test.
Taylor22294 24
They need it not him. He doesn't have to prove hisself. He knows he's not in the wrong.
toomanyidiots 14
He would need the paternity test if the girl's parents go after him for child support. Since the parents believe their daughter and not him, he's going to be screwed if he doesn't prove to them (or in court, etc.) that the kid isn't his.
valalvax 13
Usually if a guy is saying he's not the father and the woman is saying he is the "losing" party pays
TheLadyOpal 30
"Tell her dad she's a low down *****" Even though that's true in this case, that is NEVER a good thing to say to a father unless you want to spend the rest of your life hooked up to a feeding tube.
NavyWife9299 5
because the mother is allowed to ask for DNA tests too and could take him to court too. she may be cheating but she probably is trying to rope in the one that will help her mor with the baby if he was stupid enough not to ask for a test
vikky538 29
it seems her plan of two birds one shot seems to be working...
denaeb123 24
Why the hell would you not tell her father you havent had sec yet and then dumped her?
Badabam_fml 14
Yeah because her parents are going to believe OP over their own daughter. It's a smart idea in theory, but not practical.