Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
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Welshite 40
DNA test, and dump her.
RebeccaRFT 18
Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.
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Comments (122)
kotaro66 10
Even faster when you two are alone, ask her why is she doing this but recording the sound with your phone and don't be obvious. Save time and tears.
AkashaSC2 11
Agreed ! plus you'll have that record if you're in the mood to make it public she's the most evil bitch ever
cappellaaa 23
Just keep on denying it op. DNA tests work wonders
Zzapper77 12
Drop her at the once! You should tell her father the truth about why you dumped his daughter and tell him you are willing to take a DNA test if his daughter still refuses to tell what really happened. Its a very long, seriously hard, life changing for-the-rest-of-your-life event to have and raise a child. You really don't want to start such a thing with the wrong person for the wrong reasons. Sorry that you had a closer encounter with such a horrible decision making human.
ChoolyBooly 32
DNA test.
HeyImAmy 20
Unlike what some people are saying, you won't be able to talk to her parents, especially her father, or write them/him a letter because her father wants to kill you and he or her mom will probably rip up any letters you try to give them without reading them. I mean, why should they believe you over their precious angel daughter? Your best bet is to get a paternity test. If it were me and some guy told me that he wanted a paternity test, I would be like "oh shit!" because there's no way to fake a paternity test and my dad would find out that I am lying. Get Maury to give you a paternity test and then have him read it on his show. Let him embarrass this girl in front of her family and the whole world.
breakless1 17
disgusting woman, take this a sign and RUN
iRambo 12
Please follow up on this...
Matt32179 8
Seriously whenever a man posts something about his girl it's always from California... Sounds to me like California has got to have one of the craziest women.
mrmcleod 29
And the DNA test proves... that your girlfriend is a *****.
ladyamour 5
If she's cheating with her. But your life sucks