Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
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Top comments
kirakira333 0
aw... :D how is this a FYL? that's so sweet of him to do that for you :) whether or not he threw up in your hair. you two can take a shower together to wash off ;)
manbearpig28 3
ahahahahahahahah
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Comments (93)
MakeupBurn 0
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apfunction 0
shut up cheesballs. you are not the fml god, it's not up to you whether there is "a need" for the fml. technically, there's no need for ANY fmls. so shut up.
gingersnapper 0
Puke party aside, that man is a keeper, OP.
FJT 0
THATS HILARIOUS!
CoolHipDude 0
Vomiting in stereo? :)))
quietlytearful 0
Well, it was nice of him to hold your hair up. Sweet(if you can get past the grossness)......
Impromptu_fml 0
Your boyfriend is weak. How do you puke at the smell of puke?
RAMBabyyy 0
Family Guy much? Hahah, OP even lives in Rhode Island.
perdix 31
That smell of puke'll do it. Imagine how much worse it would have been if he puked while going down on you.
YDIall2suck 0
YDI for having hair.