Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
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Top comments
kirakira333 0
aw... :D how is this a FYL? that's so sweet of him to do that for you :) whether or not he threw up in your hair. you two can take a shower together to wash off ;)
manbearpig28 3
ahahahahahahahah
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Comments (93)
jennifermm1986 0
oh my...he should have held back and changed direction
carloskillahoe1 0
dats nasty. ur ******
Rebap 4
is your life f*clef now?
Kellmaster36 0
was cereal in your hair?!
shoeliz 0
that sucks, but at least you have a boyfriend who cares enough to hold your hair back
Cnote231 0
at least he was nice enough to hold your hair back? not many guys would do that... but it still sucks!
exiie 0
yumm
ndiggidy 0
LUCKILY... there's a Family Guy
1two3four5six 23
yuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk but to be fair, i'd do that too. btw why were u puking? and wtf if with the whole "hold my hair back" thing?!? if im at a party and my friend was in the bathroom vomiting and she had long hair, i'd ******* grab a scrunchie, put it on her, and run out the bathroom b4 i start vomiting too (puke makes me feel like puking... ironic isnt it..)
Splayd 10
What is with women wanting guys to hold their hair back? Just put it in a ponytail. Or hold it back yourself. I wish I had hair long enough that, when I vomit I have something to do with my hands. Big babies. On that note, I would still hold my girl's (or any girl's, really) hair back.