Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Cococautly
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
DarthCocoa 14
Run
youdontcontrolme 17
Get away from him while you can
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Comments (126)
dark_angel4121 12
Run away as fast as you can and don't look back. He's crazy!
creepyclowntown 10
fyl, I think I saw that on YouTube.Did you hit him over the head with a guitar?
MandaGLPanda 7
Did you hit him over the head with the ukulele of a mariachi player??
PainfullyObvious 10
Oh, so you must be Juliet.
LethalSeamonkey 15
Anyone else start instinctively singing Iron Maiden- Run to the Hills?
Dean__Winchester 16
...life comes at you fast...
EyRaB 17
Is he rich?
Sticky_bandits 13
Omg like wtf
CLT_420 13
Was he drunk? I bet he was drunk
xluciferx666 21
Hop on the nope bullet train and get as far away as you can from him