Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML
Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML
Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML
Today, a drunk driver totalled my new Audi. Who was the drunk driver? My dad. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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swiftyfoul 5
YDI for not knowing how to drive a manual.
freshaf_fml 3
Daddy was just trying to help):
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Comments (141)
Spazz420 7
Why didn't u just learn how to then??
vezis 0
A) it's my fiancé and I!!!!! B) judging by the quality pedigree... I'm surprised you even could afford to move!
greatfirstdate 18
No, it's "me."
CloudySkye 11
Wrong. It's fiance and me. Take out the other person in the sentence to find out what it is. You wouldn't say "my dad was helping I"
PvPNationSAAAN 0
Driving a manual is easy. I'm 14 and drove a manual. :-/
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Learn to drive stick.
dovahconn 12
Everyone should know how to drive a manual just in case.
JIMMY_THE_JEW_II 17
how do you have balls and not know how to drive manual?
childproofpizza 19
you should really learn to drive standard. it's a useful skill. plus it's fun