Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
0stvn0
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Up it goes
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Bad news likes company
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
ANON
Sacramento, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
randm1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.
RichardPencil 32
That would piss me off! Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.
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Comments (22)
corrupteddevil 12
Did your boyfriend take you to your first session of D&D last night? Because it seems the critical failures are following you.
boopingsnoot 25
Wow, and I thought having a drill bit break off in my tooth during a root canal was bad. At least I was numb. And the Dr knew it could happen.
Davros 12
yeah I ain't fallen for the old q-tip in the urethra trick again
dexter420 21
Either way you’re going to have an infection
IThriveWithYourPain 14
wait STD tests involve getting your urethra swabbed with a Q-tip? **** that I would rather die of the AIDs that I wouldn't know that I had