Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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siberianhamster 17
It's tough, but if she's not interested you need to move on.
RebornUnicorn 16
Sorry OP, you just got friend zoned
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Comments (91)
Mayshod 3
If you really want to get her back she has to want to get back together with you. Flowers and cards wont do that. Being a man and moving on might. Dating her friends sometimes works to. Learn how to not care what women think of you and you'll be fine.
LouisianaBob 9
"Dating her friends sometimes works to." I'm going to have to disagree with you. That is some pretty terrible advice and awful thing to do to the other girl.
Suaria 38
That works with guys. Have you in fact heard of the girl code? It is standards females must uphale in a friendship. One of the biggest rules is you never ever date your friend's ex.
charvisioku 22
I would hate to see the ****-ups you've made in relationships... that really is horrendous 'advice'.
juliaannw 11
Learn something new everyday.
TrinityisLife 22
Send her some black roses instead.
Sugarita 7
OUCH! That'll leave a mark
lowshadows 21
what a bitch, may the father of understanding guide you through this.
whY402Jay 12
That sucks, man. Hope you got the hint though. Time to move on.
lonerbitch 6
Yellow stand for nothing, what a silly bitch.
jiraii 9
I take it that she is the one who broke up with you
elomon94 0
Yellow actually stands for envy, jealousy and infidelity...erp.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Friend zone :( I know that feel bro