Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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Top comments
siberianhamster 17
It's tough, but if she's not interested you need to move on.
RebornUnicorn 16
Sorry OP, you just got friend zoned
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Comments (91)
iChompYa 18
Moment of silence for our brothers in the friend zone
Suaria 38
I never knew that flower colors symbolized other stuff. Personally I would just be happy to get flowers from a guy
Adela21 8
you have been FRIEND ZONED.
adam_night 9
Break out the ice cream and a copy of "The Notebook".
iilovecokee 6
Maybe it'll be easier to move on knowing she doesn't feel the same?
charvisioku 22
...well she is your EX girlfriend. There'll be a reason for that. I bet she was the one who broke it off too. I know it sucks but you need to accept it; if you keep doing stuff like this you'll just make it nigh on impossible to maintain a friendship. It gets awkward and, to be blunt, annoying.
CreepInTheCorner 11
Girls don't like that unless you're dating.. Especially if you recently broke up. She gave you a try and doesn't feel the same way, so it's time to move on, dude.
keidus324 6
Lol at least she didn't say white... Those stand for death
mikex31 4
Easy way to get over her is to get laid with another girl
idgaf528 6
A moment of silence for this mans friend zoned soul...