Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, I thought I could try and fix the broken door handle on my bedroom door. After a series of unsuccessful attempts, I got stuck inside my room. The only person who knew? My roommate, who was too busy playing loud video games to help. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
Today, my neighbor told me to stop pushing the elevator buttons and opening doors with my feet. I bitched him out, because he's been making a huge issue out of it for months. Right after, I realized I forgot my keys inside and he's the only person around who could let me back into the building. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?
Jdeluxh 12
It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.
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Comments (101)
melissaxo3 1
Dang , a whole ten minutes? oh you poor thing you ;)
stormchaser24 24
That is funny. But don't assume next time. Always check the key lock. YDI
Enigmax2514 7
The long ride took off a few brain cells? I don't see any other explanation...
kitsune3 20
People don't have to be stupid to make a simple mistake. I know plenty of people who have been in this exact same situation, including myself. I'm not afraid to admit it, because unlike you, I'm intelligent and mature enough to understand that everyone makes mistakes, and doing so does not make someone stupid. Maybe sitting in front of your screen trying to make others feel stupid has taken off a few of YOUR braincells, dickweed.
Enigmax2514 7
Yes, and if u were mature and intelligent, you wouldn't even respond to this, nor use that kind of language and tone. It just proves you're a dumb kid trying to sound cool on a website. Furthermore, if u were intelligent. You would hear the joking tone of my post, if you're too stupid to comprehend, check out my profile ********. Seems to me you're just another arrogant moronic bastard in denial trolling an fml page go and take your meds and a chill pill uptight fun-Nazi
MeganCello 8
Says the one who can't even spell ******* "you" correctly. Ooh, better watch my language.
Enigmax2514 7
Says the one who is so dumb he thinks that short forms and abbreviations are not allowed on the web
Enigmax2514 7
I agr so I onli dd it fr de wrd "u"
oSwag 0
Just stop. It's done.
Yousuck24 21
Are you sure Casper wasn't holding the door shut?
HideouslyHuman 10
Casper is much too friendly to do that,my friend,Much too friendly.Hence Casper the friendly ghost
Epic_Fail911 15
YDI for having a bike-ride home
ikickgingers 15
Uh I have a car and I bike as well? Is that not allowed??
deviable 9
Bikeist!
AlbinoBear 0
You should of kicked the door down like the cops
AnonymousTroll 2
OP will be an impressive burglar pater in his life.
SCREAM4meeee 0
Really? Ten minutes? You really are a determined person OP.
AnonymousTroll 2
OP will be an impressive burglar later in his life.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
#20, you're photo is very disturbing...
alpaquette91 9
Typing "Fail" for first comment is no longer acceptable. Come up with something a little more... unique.
fanceh 10
D'oh!
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
oops, sorry #20, my comment got posted to the wrong FML.
Lights_Out_fml 6
*roomie walks up* "Oh hey what are you doing?" "trying to open this door from my stupid roomie" "Oh okay" *walks away*
DHoffmann 9
I've got to admit, that's a little retarded because it's usually obvious when someone isn't home. For me, anyways.
JinxosGirl87 0
Your roommate would have to be pretty immature if you think they would hold the door shut while you're trying to get in. Either that, or you're an illogical moron.
Randy84 10
I'm going with illogical moron.
jeshthefag 0
I don't know about you but I like to eat doors
deviable 9
Are they kosher?