Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML
Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, thanks to my new anti-anxiety meds, I am finally no longer agoraphobic. Today also marks 5 weeks of constant diarrhea due to the same meds. Guess who's not leaving the house anytime soon. FML
Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
Today, I was on the toilet when my cat came in and jumped up on the sink. Apparently my lap looked like a comfier seat, so she jumped onto it. She misjudged the distance, but luckily caught herself by sliding to a stop, with her claws in my bare thighs. FML
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goldenscorpion_fml 15
No one 'decides' to get diarrhea.
leaper66 12
F their life. Not only was that uncomfortable, they were probably really embarrassed because everyone now knows them as "the person who had diarrhea and held up the flight."
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Comments (104)
PhotoSmith 25
That happened to me once, but that lady didn't get her pants down in time, and she blew up all over the restroom. We were almost on the runway, she ran in, and we had to go back to the gate. They kicked her off, and gave us free booze for being 2 hours late.
hk1998 8
Droppin bombs in the bathroom
maybellcollins 1
When diarrhea hits..
Clawsified 6
I wish my diarrhea happened only when I "decide" to, like that person's.
EvilLittleMan 23
With a little better timing, you could have been a member of the Pile High Club.
annoyed146578 12
F their life. How embarrassing for that poor person.
vikky538 29
what happens if this comes on tv news..I am just picturing how the news reader will portray this situation...
AirBusDriver 23
Flight was backed up, passenger was not...
Kr1ket927 15
I feel worse for their person with diarrhea that then had to walk out of the bathroom knowing they caused the flight delay haha
Bl4nk3t 2
oh yeah I'm sure they were like "welp I'm trapped in a metal tube with a bunch of strangers.. now seems like a good time for gastric distress!"
ckerane 16
how bad are you for writing an fml about it . its there fml I bet they feel so embarrassed