Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML
Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, thanks to my new anti-anxiety meds, I am finally no longer agoraphobic. Today also marks 5 weeks of constant diarrhea due to the same meds. Guess who's not leaving the house anytime soon. FML
Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
Today, I was on the toilet when my cat came in and jumped up on the sink. Apparently my lap looked like a comfier seat, so she jumped onto it. She misjudged the distance, but luckily caught herself by sliding to a stop, with her claws in my bare thighs. FML
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Top comments
goldenscorpion_fml 15
No one 'decides' to get diarrhea.
leaper66 12
F their life. Not only was that uncomfortable, they were probably really embarrassed because everyone now knows them as "the person who had diarrhea and held up the flight."
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Comments (104)
Geeve95 11
Maybe play some angry birds while you wait. Or no cell phones allowed so you can go to sleep.
Polynomial 28
In the US they are allowed now, om airplaine mode
sturschaedel 27
In Europe they are soon going to be allowed in regular mode too.
weveallbeenthere 30
how many "that's shitty" comments will appear.
Just_A_Tree 20
Where will you be when Taco Bell hits?
mylifebitches666 18
least you weren't the one with diarrhea.
sunnyray812 42
No one "decides" when to get diarrhea. It just happens even in the most unexpected times. I'd say **** that person's life who has the diarrhea than I'd say **** your life. You don't deserve it, but you should be more understandable.
sunnyray812 42
*more understanding.
ARetardedSeal 24
Sounds like a very shitty situation for the guy
LeBandit 20
attention all passengers we are experiencing a code brown
travisrwr 8
That's shitty
jcast0627 9
To the people voting 'YDI': How the HELL does OP deserve it?
kbecks87 16
Cause he's being a jerk about something that is no ones fault.
tantanpanda 26
yes, however, it's still a horrible situation that nobody should experience.
kbecks87 16
No one 'decides' to get diarrhea while stuck on a plane. Try having a little compassion.