Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML
Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML
Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Planes can’t physically leave DC because Trump sucks, literally.
BurnInDemonFire 39
That must have been a very slow inverted loop.
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Comments (7)
BurnInDemonFire 39
That must have been a very slow inverted loop.
RichardPencil 32
Planes can’t physically leave DC because Trump sucks, literally.
ViviMage 40
Yay, Ronald Regan National Airport puts you into a nosedive again! I almost missed my plane there, but thankfully it was late and the last occupants were offloading. I collapsed at the terminal in relief. FML
ZombieAngelic 3
I had a dream like that once when I was nine or ten, I thought I was going to Australia, and I was excited, but when I got off the plane, I was still in New Zealand. I actually flew again, and I landed in my home, which looked the same as it did in real life, except someone had written "MUMMY" on the ground near the bottom of the staircase.
Benopero 8
Return to sender.
Chewy1 18
Round trip taken to the next level.
wanted_2_want 40
Maybe the pilot returned To get directions !? It’s a joke people. !