Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to all my close friends before I move out of state. I'd made plans with one friend in particular to meet up before I move away; he didn't bother to respond to my message or calls. Guess I confused a coworker for a friend, huh? FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I messaged a crush (it was mutual and we adored each other) from five years ago, just to talk. He seemed happy and we had a good convo talking about how our lives have changed, until he said, “Uh I seriously don’t remember you though, lol. Thanks for the follow, though”. then left me on seen and unfollowed me. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
Sounds like a good friend. Move on.
FYLDeep 26
Hint, hint, he wants you to burn down his house. Hint, hint, hint.
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Comments (59)
GreatGeak 8
pwned
carlokes 0
smh
rooj 0
wow. what a **** he is!!
aluma 0
this is dumb. why fyl?? fhl. he's the asshole.
c8750 2
I think the FYL is that OP felt like an idiot because of the message her "friend" sent her
Liips 0
agreed with 54
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
32, 33: WIN(: lmao
wDeemish 0
so? it's not the end of the world! block/delete that loser :]
jayemdoubleyou 1
You say friend, he says stalker.
Lisa89 3
if you had'nt spoken to him for 2 years, how could you have IMed him/talked to all the time? Sounds like you're stalking them a little. You give the impression it's the first time you IMed him for over 2 years... but then you have for ages.
BoomerFTW 0
He is definitely playing hard to get. Do something romantic like climb through his bedroom window while he is sleeping and sneak under the covers with him.
HaileyHAVOC 0
agreed. call him every day and tell him everything you've eaten.