Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to all my close friends before I move out of state. I'd made plans with one friend in particular to meet up before I move away; he didn't bother to respond to my message or calls. Guess I confused a coworker for a friend, huh? FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I messaged a crush (it was mutual and we adored each other) from five years ago, just to talk. He seemed happy and we had a good convo talking about how our lives have changed, until he said, “Uh I seriously don’t remember you though, lol. Thanks for the follow, though”. then left me on seen and unfollowed me. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
Sounds like a good friend. Move on.
FYLDeep 26
Hint, hint, he wants you to burn down his house. Hint, hint, hint.
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Comments (59)
trixiemixie 0
most people would be upfront about stuff like that. don't sweat it.
ckjacques53198 0
**** him
RedPillSucks 33
I dont think that will work either. Well, maybe it might, as long as they don't converse.
stephanie911_fml 0
I can't look at the yur' picture, and the comment you posted seriously.
Myren_fml 0
Ow :/
califbob 3
I wouldn't have responded either. go funk yourself!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Pray tell me, how does one go "funk" themselves?
thisgirl2u 9
well, that was rather rude of him. But really? A whole year? OP, I have to give you credit you are quite persistent, I would have been quite offended after much shorter of a time and questioned my so called "friend" on his flakiness and lack of response.
fraqtl 1
give her credit? it's called persistence in girls bit stalking in guys? amirite?
stevenmx86 8
Learn to take the damn hint seriously..
m31976 0
ummm take a hint! next time stop being so annoying
CalvinHopkins 0
Yeah really, you're ******* retarded! You're probably some ugly ass bitch. :)
philzilla 1
Most people WOULD get the hint
MoniV6661 0
Obviously, she's not like most people. >.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Well most people would get the hint, no offense. If it was over a year, you gotta let him go.
lateralusben 4
#32 speaks the truth. He needs to be updated on your whereabouts and exactly what you're doing at all moments throughout the day. Also try sending him locks of your hair.