Intimacy: Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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annis_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:28

lol...he seems to have some insecurity issues

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:31

What a loser, unless you are a constant nag, so much so that he thinks everything you say to him sounds like you're telling him what and how to do.

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fermata 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:39

#180 LOL. Glad it worked out. It is absolutely hilarious. I just favourited it. Thanks for submitting it.

shutterbabe 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 3:35

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man, i must say, i'm no fan of the sex FMLs, but this is my favorite now

razzlemyfrazzle 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:08

hahaha. this sounds like he doesnt have much sexual experience. you need to tell him to take a chill.

beebz_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:12

ahahahhahahahahahah

abcd2211 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:33

oh ajsjdhdhd

freudianego 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:40

Everyone likes different things. That reaction is probably a bit strange, but maybe you should know your boyfriend a bit better before you try anything new. Ah, but FYL for having a prudish boyfriend anyway. Kinky sex should be fun, not scary.

Eiotlrd 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 7:08

cuff him to your bed when he's sleeping and punish him!

justcantlivealie 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 7:34

lol this made me laugh.. :)

fallingforever_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 7:37

#123 MARRY ME PLEASE . I lawld . Your boyfriend is a jerk . srsly . he must be a chick cause it sounds like its ' his time ' of the month =D

natalieryanlol 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:46

sucks to be you get a new boyfriend honey hes nooot worth it any guy who doesnt do what you say should be a goner if he doesnt care about how youre feeling as well :)