Intimacy Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?

alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Orders

belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Acting is hard work

S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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Turned off

picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Repetition

Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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So sensual...

Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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annis_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:28

lol...he seems to have some insecurity issues

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:31

What a loser, unless you are a constant nag, so much so that he thinks everything you say to him sounds like you're telling him what and how to do.

KittenOnAcid 1

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:50

what the duce?? he sounds like a snooze in the sack.

Phantom13 3

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:54

MOOD KILLER!! Wow...that's just sad...HILARIOUS, don't get me wrong! But just...sad...

Whaddabe 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 7:57

That was mean of you! Poor guy was trying his hardest.

briannet 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:56

thats so embarrasing im so sorry for u...he must be insecure

tarrorXtasia 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:54

um....thats sad ...good thing im a lezzbien=]

Graeme666 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:54

What a little twat, if he wants to be a man he needs to act like one. Give me your addy, and when you say harder. I will go HARDER.

Axbot 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:52

Ahaha. That's so funny. FYL

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:11

hahah #34 and #9 well at least hopefully he didn't start crying?

milner 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:12

Lol you can notice it was hes first time xD.

ZWolfeh 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:28

Wow to the people calling the guy a bitch and a loser. Did you put this FML on here to embarrass your boyfriend because that's what it seems like. YDI. Did you stop to think that maybe you were asking too much? Give him a freaking break.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:43

How is that too much? What is so hard about it? Really, come on. And no the FML probably wasn't to embarrass the boyfriend it's about HER embarrassment.