Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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tacojauns 45
Did your dad like it?
Samandra 4
Serenading you while drunk is sweet? It would have been a lot sweeter if he was sober. He probably would have remembered which window was yours, too.
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Comments (64)
Rodders_SOTC 1
Every holes a goal.
RedPillSucks 33
OP, you're delusional. Your "boyfriend" is actually your dad's secret lover. He was intentionally tossing rocks and serenading your dad. Next he'll be going to your dad's "back door".
TimbitsPrice 3
Why are u the one saying FML. I would be laughing hysterically while ur dad screams at him. F his life is more like it.
ScaryLullaby 10
Lets hope your dad thinks it is just a dream.
hateevryone 15
I bet your dad was like, "WTF?"
Briiyahh 7
He was drunk. So sweet maybe he would've got your window instead
topazxo 7
OMG, your poor dad! I agree, yours (AND HIS) life is effed :P
babalooisbabaloo 5
Well you know how that saying goes: there are only two types of honest people in the world: drunks and children. So he could be sweet in a way?
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
Young love... so precious and batshit crazy...
88vivera 9
Oh that 2 funny!