Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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tacojauns 45
Did your dad like it?
Samandra 4
Serenading you while drunk is sweet? It would have been a lot sweeter if he was sober. He probably would have remembered which window was yours, too.
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Comments (64)
CherryLipBalm 1
At least you have a boyfriend who cares about you(:
Ugi 27
Schoolboy error there.
DocBastard 40
I can't wait until this happens to me with my daughter's boyfriend. I have an axe, a shovel, and a tombstone all ready and waiting.
rooney0710 5
Your going to kill him cause he loves your daughter
Hiimhaileypotter 53
18- I'm just guessing here, but I would think it'd be more to do with the fact that he's drunk and outside of their house at night.
DocBastard 40
Rooney - A) I'm sure you meant "you're". B) I'm sure you realise it's a joke, right? Or is it?
MelTheGreat 23
And an alibi.
Makye15 1
U go dad
Trisha_aus 15
Lucky little miss bastard
jovizzle 8
Everybody sit back and listen to the Doctor; that's a how a real man handles his daughters' youthful escapades with the opposite sex. Spot on.
rooney0710 5
He must not be the brightest bulb in the bunch because he managed to hit the window
klovely22 13
The point of throwing rocks at the window, is to hit the window.
Branflakes78 13
17 you are the one thats not the brightest bulb of the bunch because the point is to hit the window
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It also would've been sweet if he hadn't been drunk.
lovepandorasaver 11
Dad "what the hell you want??" drunky "can I do this to her window too?"
andiewithlove 21
The FML would have been funnier for us if the window had cracked or broken.......then again that might be too cliché...
awkward_gothlady 32
I'm actually surprised it didn't break if there were actual rocks being thrown at the window...
chellytiger 12
Well at least he tried.
mario2012 18
...And failed.
perdix 31
Dump him!!!! He's cheating on you with your dad!!!
DocBastard 40
Occam's razor - The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Perdix's razor - The most perverse explanation is usually the correct one.
perdix 31
Freud says there are no mistakes.
KiddNYC1O 22
He could've thrown a horse! (Family Guy)