Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
If you were planning to have sex in the shower you better take that off the list. They would probably gather around to figure out which moans were real and which were fake.
aaaaa2p 0
That's pretty cool.
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Comments (94)
CrumbFlicker 0
Shower in the morning!
AJMood 0
I think that's more of an MLIA rather than an FML, cause that's freaking sweet!
MissBoo111 21
well u maybe have a good voice!!! but that's still creepy!!!
rainmanmatt 3
Ned flanders anyone?
bcbaby108 2
creepy!!
ThisIsSpata 1
Hi Didily ho neiborino
TheRoulette16 0
Lol well atleast ur neighbors know you're clean :)
yaknowiverse 0
did you ever sing "Eye of the Tiger"?
unusual_girl 3
LMAO this is hilarious! I don't think it's that bad. At least you have people who appreciate your voice :)
skulls4evachica 3
So which song do u sing the most