cocokiss410
United States
Oh, look…
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Donezoo
United States
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Florida
Winchester, United States
Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Anonymous
United States
GTA
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
unsurprised
United States
Safe as milk
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
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nerdness 2
what an ass! fyl! :/
regsworld11 2
Well at least they didn't steal your car instead. But the co-worker SHOULD have said something to you.
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Comments (89)
BonitaJay 1
you guys are douchebags!! re-read what this person wrote... "Today, while I was at work, a co-worker WATCHED WHILE SOME KID STOLE MY RADIO OUT OF MY CAR. FML" the use of stole was correct... and not only that but why the hell are people so caught up in other people's use of grammar? Get over it, not everyone can be as perfect in spelling as all of you people complaining :)
Sinkhole 26
Actually, the people complaining are not perfect when it comes to spelling nor grammar, they're complaining about something that is right in the first place.
Uncle_Ben96 5
I think I've heard this one before.
mrsbeeblebrox 7
man find something better to argue abot then op's grammer -_- and you should've punched your co-worker in the face for being a dbag
Punkpoptart1119 20
Report the co worker..there are most likely cameras that show him just chilling while he watched the kid take your stereo. The co worker will most likely get fired and he will have to give a description of the kid..he could even go to jail because he could technically be classified as an accomplice..good luck OP.
Punkpoptart1119 20
To everyone who thinks that 'stole' should be changed to 'steal', here's how it would sound. 'Today, while I was at work, a co worker watched while some kid steal the radio out of my car. FML' Does that sound right? No? Maybe because it isn't. He put the fml in the past tense..so what is the past tense of steal? Stole. I hope you enjoyed this trip back to grade school. And yes, I am a proud Grammar Nazi. =)
libsloveslife 7
Punkpoptart1119, you're a moron. I'm an English professor, and the original FML post is drastically incorrect. You would never say "I watched her sang" or "I saw him biked". Where on Earth did you learn English? You are not a "Grammar Nazi", and are a disgrace to all actual language and grammar enthusiasts.
stolencasino 1
it should be steal because watched is already past tense you dont need two they cancel eachother
Demonyx 6
you're thinking of a double negative. op used exactly the right tense, the only way they would've had to use steal is if they put something like "my co-worker watched some kid steal the radio from my car"
Demonyx 6
maybe he figured the kid had a knife or something
DNJlovesJKT 0
Steal. Not stole. Nice grammar. Just saying.
kitsune3 20
@#88: Stole is correct because THE FML IS IN PAST TENSE, MORON!
gothiccandy 9
Well maybe if you learned proper English this stuff wouldn't happen to you Op!