Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, after nearly two months of no sex, I got cockblocked by an unexpected visit by my mother. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
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Top comments
luke_nylan 7
Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on* Mum: are you guys having sex? Mum: *flies back*
nikkon416 13
Did you put a sock on the door?
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Comments (98)
MixedGurl97 10
dont have sex when your moms home...
lilhellian 27
He was on a different continent?
Sports_guy3 28
*She.
iammeorami 25
You are both wrong. The gender was no specified.
JesterJosh 5
You all failed.
arandomusernameaa 20
Yes, but if you take it from OP's perspective sports_guy would be correct in saying "she*" (the mother) is on another continent ;)
James_is_Mexican 25
Roll in from stupid town?
Sports_guy3 28
#56- No, OP's mother flew.
Sports_guy3 28
#32- Yeah that's what I was tying to say.
insainpyro 13
so you mean it ?
xnyletak 17
Surprise!
WellImScrewed124 6
Surprise Muthafucka
TheAbstract 15
Doakes!
jasonelsalvador 1
mama wants in on the action ;)
Sports_guy3 28
She already had some.
712sash 26
#16 Real life ain't porno where mum joins her son/daughter in a threesome.
hunts19ketchup 23
#16, No... Just no.
onlychildFTW 34
No, no she isn't getting into the action with me, her son. That's messed up. So, very, messed, up.
Thejackel79 9
27 How much **** have you watched where that happens? On second thought please do not answer that.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
At least she didn't walk in in you. I mean yiu DID have the door locked right?
toxxickittyy 19
Please don't tell my mother she can do this, I don't want her flying to New Zealand. LOL.
awkwardloveannie 28
that is beyond perfect timing
thief1434 23
How was she even able to get in your house?
arandomusernameaa 20
It's generally common courtesy to answer the door if someone rings the doorbell...
thief1434 23
Yeah, I misread it. ._. Oh well, my fault!
luckyone365 7
duh, crowbar.
olpally 33
Son of a bitch... **** blocker!
buttcramp 21
you make it sound like this happens often... talk to your mom about boundaries
NessaMae 19
You just can't seem to get away..
Rainhawk94 27
She must be a sprint away, right sonic the hedgehog?