Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, after nearly two months of no sex, I got cockblocked by an unexpected visit by my mother. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
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luke_nylan 7
Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on* Mum: are you guys having sex? Mum: *flies back*
nikkon416 13
Did you put a sock on the door?
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Comments (98)
Josickle 8
On the plus side, at least she knocked!
tukies 28
This FML scares me a little. Four hours away may not be enough, nor the gates... I love my mum and all, but I hope she never decides to do a surprise visit.
jh921971 10
Ladies and gents, the "helicopter mom".
dumscivisti 12
it's like they have a sixth sense...
WeAreAHurricane 14
Mom: the ultimate transcontinental clockblock
bushada 18
Your mother has spidey senses.
wodenlord 11
Surprise!!!
p_nafnaf_fml 12
Guess who is here ? I had a feeling that you are having some naughty moments so I told myself let's check her out ^^
mxij 13
Wow, that is one dedicated mom with bad timing
Ashnella0523 0
I feel your pain! my mother in law has spidey senses too! she has a knack for calling every darn time we attempt to have sex