Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
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ambowew 7
I hope you were playing a part where you both get into a fight, because then the audience won't know any difference when you rip her a new one.
DeadxManxWalking 27
is she your best friend now? & is he your boyfriend still?
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Comments (118)
iwouldliketocomm 0
it is the best time... so you don't lash out :)
alaskasfml 0
beat the shit out of her and pretend it was all part of the play! or dump him in front of everyone and tell her what a ***** she is. embarrass them both.
CrazyGirl445 4
agreed
jennifer93 0
oh wow...hopefully it was a play where you could kill her off
Livinia 11
Best time to slap her.
GetChiZZedoN 0
it was the best time cuz on stage you can't overreact
FlashBurn 13
That could be a problem. Solution? Offer him a *******. Then bite, but don't bite too hard, you don't want to do a Lorena Bobbit. Then bitch slap him!
DjeePee 25
Great solution, but what with the 'best friend'? It would be pretty weird if OP offered to eating her out.
bbgirlXD 6
for the "best friend" I suggest that she act like she had forgiven her then everytime the "best friend" go out with a boy or want to go out with some guy she would sleep with him or tell him what a ***** her "best friend" is basically ruining her life something even worst then sleeping with her "BF" who was a cheater anyways :D
regsworld11 2
damn, what a slutty ass friend you have.
ThanksKarma 0
You're half right.
ihasbrains 10
Sorry. 20's best friend happens to be an ass. Don't fault her for not knowing any better.
promarkchris 6
Whenever someone uses 'ass' as an adjective like that I always mentally put a hyphen between it and the word immediately proceeding it.
dudeitsdanny 10
Proceeding? So you read "slutty ass-friend"... That's a whole new take on this FML..
patriciadusud_fml 8
Well, I have experienced nearly the same thing. Still managed to play in a second state.
airforce987 20
she did it then because she knew you wouldn't make a scene during the play (no pun intended)
imacreeper 3
go Romeo and Juliet on her and give that hoe poison.