Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
I hope you were playing a part where you both get into a fight, because then the audience won't know any difference when you rip her a new one.
DeadxManxWalking 27
is she your best friend now? & is he your boyfriend still?
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Comments (118)
tcrunit 0
Your bestfriends a bitch and your boyfriends a dick head.
heatherleeann17 0
Some best friend she is.... I'd be ticked off
drunkandfml 11
Gotta stay in character!
meatchainer 10
Keep the drama on the stage, kids...
AlexCanada77 13
Hamlet?
fantasyworld 39
Throw her off the stage.
gatorgirl7563 22
She was probably hoping you wouldn't make a scene!!!
gatorgirl7563 22
Darn!!! Others thought of it first. I should have done Ctrl F first. Oh well.
Catto-Golden 23
Nah, it was part of the play, obviously.