Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
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ambowew 7
I hope you were playing a part where you both get into a fight, because then the audience won't know any difference when you rip her a new one.
DeadxManxWalking 27
is she your best friend now? & is he your boyfriend still?
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Comments (118)
kl_beans 0
wow, what kind of people do you mix with!? I'm sorry although it's better to find out now than later
Edoe11xx 0
Lol did the people think your reaction was part of the play?
babyale760 0
wow..some best friend you have,OP
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
maybe it was part of the play...
Daisie_Garcia 0
wow what a bitch!
Slythrr 0
at least you don't have to act when you get mad or upset on stage.
trollolololo 0
ydi, for stealing her man
XxGuard 0
YDI. You choose your friends and boyfriends... and well, you chose them. Too bad. My ex-wife slept with my older brother while we were married, different situation, same principle. Except I didn't have a choice on my brother.
aPennyForMyThots 9
My sympathies 84. What was your brother thinking, sleeping with your ex-wife, and while you guys were married, no less. It's supposed to be a no-brainer, you just dont to it! I'm sure life's way better now, but you would have gone through hell at that point in time..
XxGuard 0
Thanks. Hell was the divorce part, spent 3 years trying to get divorced, I had to get a restraining order, which she walked right though. Life is better now that she and my brother are out of my life. Its been 2 years, so life gets better through time. She lost the custody battle for the kids. She had bad reasons as to why she should have them, and the way her financial life and her general "secret" lifestyle was outside the marriage. It is most definitely a no brainer. In my opinion, when it comes to sleeping around outside a relationship, it's all about self-control and knowing your consequences before you begin action, since it should be obvious knowing that someone will get hurt. All in all, its just something you don't do under any circumstance that person may come up with. One thing OP probably felt, was the same as me, betrayal.
towhomitmayconce 0
Break a leg. Her leg.
evil_toad 0
that is the best time because you couldn't hurt her on stage