Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
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ambowew 7
I hope you were playing a part where you both get into a fight, because then the audience won't know any difference when you rip her a new one.
DeadxManxWalking 27
is she your best friend now? & is he your boyfriend still?
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Comments (118)
izzabella43 0
to bitch slap or not to bitch slap. That is the question.
ragzy 7
Love it! Is this a ***** I see before me?
Djzom13 0
Were you playing a part hating her character? That might've helped it!
Egnar 19
"Ex-best friend" right?. . ."Ex-best friend." Even if you could find it in your heart to forgive her people who do this kind of thing will do it routinely. Everything that has happened before will happen again, so to speak.
Egnar 19
The blame is on both of them - They both consented - Don't try to push this onto the guy. That's the problem us guys have these days. . .Anytime something bad happens all the blame goes on the guy, forgetting there are 2 parties involved.
Invierno 10
I agree with egnar. They're both to blame. That kind of betrayal from either of them is horrible, but from a best friend? That's just unforgivable. I'm guessing she had to have known her and confided in her for a long time to consider her as such.
Egnar 19
The 'girl' in most situations has no idea that they're being used for some kind of sexual/perverted affair - This is where it doesn't make sense to go after the "other person" - This situation the "other person" is her best-friend. She was aware of the boyfriends relationship and she betrayed her loyaly to her best-friend. . .The blame is 50/50.
Egnar 19
Regardless of what /you/ would do we're talking about where the blame goes. . .The blame is equal - They're both people that you trust, the best friend even moreso as in most cases you've known your friends much longer than your boyfriend/girlfriend. Regardless of what /you/ would take action with the blame is still equal - When you put more blame on the guy in this situation where both partners knowingly did it you're making guys in general look bad.
Egnar 19
I'm segwaying your comment into a generalization that gives guys a bad name - You're blaming the boyfriend for something that is equal parts the boyfriends fault and equal parts the best friends part. Now I understand you're saying that if the girlfriend had cheated it'd be more so her fault, I get that - I'm just saying that this poor reputation men have for cheating comes from a mentality like that where men are more likely to be found out and have all blame shoved on them. It's not 50/50 blame. . It's 100%/100% blame. . They both deserve 100% of the blame as in there is 200% blame involved.
eviiee_fml 3
some "best friend" you have there, and some "faithful" boyfriend. it's not just her fault, if he cared he wouldn't of slept with the "best" friend either.
urdirtyolduncle 15
"Where art thee?" "Why, ******* your boyfriend!"
DiorDollie 3
what a *****.
blutkind 0
so sleep with her and her boyfriend and let your boyfriend sleep with her boyfriend and everyones even lol jk
loquitaxD 1
slap that bitch. fight scene?
MrsBieber4Life 0
That really sucks.
KaanTech 0
it was definitely very good moment to tell unless op gone on rage and beated everyone on the stage