Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
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ambowew 7
I hope you were playing a part where you both get into a fight, because then the audience won't know any difference when you rip her a new one.
DeadxManxWalking 27
is she your best friend now? & is he your boyfriend still?
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Comments (118)
monarchy123 1
Smart and foolish. Smart on a selfish note because you can't yell at her onstage. Foolish because you could lose your cool and yell at her onstage and ruin the play or at least the scene. I pierced my cartilage and told my mom in church so she couldn't yell her disapproval at me.
DizzyDaydreams 1
*break time* OP: Hey bff! Ready? Best friend: I slept with your boyfriend. OP: You bitch! *time to go back to the stage* Best friend: Oh Juliet, you foolish little girl. OP: YOU FOOLISH LITTLE ****! SLEEPING WITH ROMEO! *kick off stage* Boyfriend: . . .
ajsciri4 0
that's smart of her, unless you're psychotic and will freak out in front of a whole audience
shoecrazy 5
I'd bead that bitch; play or not. and then I'd beat his ass too. some friends they are..
Igor_g5 0
You need a better class of friends.
stallion2521 0
don't break character!! or you you'll lose the audience
nadyy14 8
to piss her off, the response after that should be, "Ay, and me with your brother!"
xokmonxo 0
well you should have slapped her and called her a stupid *****...and it would have all looked like it was part of the play! genius!
MzLowrider 0
Man that must of sucked....trust me my beat friend also dis that :(
chaoticnh 0
must've been a good show after that...