Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
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Top comments
inkdeath87 18
That sucks, but it's a lesson! Never send pictures to people online! You never know who's on the other side!
michaelm1290 23
Well then, that is certainly a whole new spin on catfishing
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Comments (105)
Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16
I feel like your life sucks, but also that you deserved this. It's a lesson, just think of it that way, OP. Sending nudes will rarely end well. Edit: Unless, of course, you gave your ex's new boyfriend a penis complex? That'd be pretty funny xD
GhostChickens 17
So now you've all seen each other's genitals. What a wonderful bonding experience. Seriously though, that's weird as hell.
Blue_Black_fml 21
Weird is right! That girl has a hell of taste in boyfriends..
blackcatwhitecat 8
Why would you send nude pictures of you to a person that you never even met? You were lucky it wasn't some creepy old dude or someone that would later used them to harm you. YDI.
LadyNatasha 4
Sounds like her new BF is insecure.
AngrySailor 17
Seem pretty obvious as she most likely would have told him if he was bigger than her ex... I'm guessing she said something to the effect of "oh your just fine honey" which sent him on this strange homosexual mission. Insecurity is not sexy.
Jharrist89 12
That man has some insecurity issues.
B0nb0N09 12
That's weird
FrankHotpants 31
No **** bro, let me see your dick.
Shazam25 7
Uhhh... What!?
jjames7543 13
Is the wording on this FML weird to anyone else? I mean, I understand what it's saying, but the "he had how he" part is just...
jjames7543 13
Aaaaaand now it's fixed.
MidnaLink 35
As #2 pointed out, you were catfished. But, you were catfished in a good way, because he apparently wasn't going to embarrass you with the photos.
SaturnV 25
I don't believe that's a valid assumption. As if the whole situation isn't already embarrassing enough for OP, I wouldn't put trying to further embarrass him with the pictures past the new boyfriend. Individuals who exhibit THAT level of insecurity will always try to find ways to bring others down in order to feel better about themselves.