Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
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haygurlhay 0
No sympathy from me. You should know better than to send emails like that.
genius_man16 1
perhaps texting would have been a better choice?
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Comments (67)
MajorTom85 0
Bummer. Like someone else already said, maybe they won't know it came from you. And if they do, maybe they'll just all pretend they didn't get it.
robodoll 0
Who uses the FROM field???
technobutterfly 0
Clever.
godhelpme92 0
Nice one..
eastbaydad 0
Every guy in your department now wishes he was with u and every girl hates you...way to take it on the chin at work and in the face at home...you r a champ
Dracula212 0
that is pretty good. but it's natural I would worry about it you just made a few guys horny and a few chicks pissed off at you
MorlekEngel 0
Silly bitch, got what you deserved, hope be was a good duck though!
Ucla_cupcake 0
That's why I DON'T send my bf anything hahaha
Bucinka 5
You're lucky you still have a job. A certain amount of personal e-mail is expected in most American work e-mail environments, but you have some poor ethics to be using the same e-mail for work and personal. Yahoo!, Gmail, and Hotmail are free. How about using one of those accounts for your personal sluttiness?
afallingstar 22
ydi...why would you send an email like that from work? you're just asking for trouble