Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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rainbowdonnareed 18
I hope you now have him blocked. Get a book called Toxic Parents. My wife her mom doesn't speak to her, for me its cousins. We have friends who have become found family. I tease my daughter who moved but good grief
xxlk4xx 6
time to block his ass too! I'm sorry you have to deal with that
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rainbowdonnareed 18
I hope you now have him blocked. Get a book called Toxic Parents. My wife her mom doesn't speak to her, for me its cousins. We have friends who have become found family. I tease my daughter who moved but good grief
TwoBytesCarley 27
My old psychologist (was seeking help dealing with grief due to losing a child) also recommended Toxic Parents and it made a huge difference when it came to my own parents! So I second the above comment. There is no excuse for that kind of abhorrent behaviour and shame on them (husband and mom) for acting so.
rainbowdonnareed 18
It was a life saver. I donated five copies to our local LGBTI center. Thank you for agreeing with me. As an adult I found new supportive parents. My parents are dead now, I pretty much raised them. They are the reason I say you need a license to drive a car but anyone can have a kid.
xxlk4xx 6
time to block his ass too! I'm sorry you have to deal with that
Yummi_913 18
There's something seriously wrong with a woman who is jealous of her child instead of happy for them. She's not worth even a moment of your time. The fact that this grown man didn't see a problem in relaying that message just goes to show he isn't either.
JasonThorn 23
"I guess she's also jealous of my life because I can do one thing she can't..." (Blocks number)
DanielleinDC 34
Guess you gotta block stepdad too. Sorry you have such toxic parents.