Intimacy, Sex and NSFW: Not the nuggets!

Not the nuggets!

By Anon - 27/06/2018 20:30

Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML

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By Asshole - 24/03/2026 20:00

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Sometimes it's better to be ghosted

By Slob - 15/05/2022 10:00

Today, the guy I’ve been seeing ghosted me. I called, and he answered on the fourth call. He said, “Listen, you’re too fat for me and you eat like a slob everytime we go out to eat. Try getting a salad instead of chicken wings and onion rings, and maybe you’ll keep a man. Do it for your health too.” and hung up. FML

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GMSP 18

Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:58

That's just not right, nobody deserves to be teased with nuggets only to have them taken away.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 27 June 2018 23:08

Guess he chickened out.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 28 June 2018 1:14

He wasn't loving it.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 28 June 2018 2:00

Captain she can't take anymore I need those NUGGETS!!!

wanted_2_want 40

Thursday 28 June 2018 2:06

He succumbed to the bigger temptation.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 28 June 2018 5:07

How bad was the sex?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 28 June 2018 6:34

I’ll bet that when he was in you, he was reminded that his nuggets were getting cold.

openawhole00 6

Thursday 28 June 2018 10:56

is this before or after your "water" leaked on the seat of his uber car?

Nadine 21

Thursday 28 June 2018 17:24

This is my favorite FML ever.

Kate Amanda 2

Thursday 28 June 2018 21:29

I mean it's possible he just couldn't get it up it's not that rare and prob took the nuggets to feel better about the weird situation

freeprk 3

Friday 29 June 2018 23:47

I’m soo so sorry .... I can’t believe he took your chicken nuggets

chris_lillo 15

Saturday 30 June 2018 3:15

Not finishing in sex is one thing but taking away the nuggets?! What a monster

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