Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Isn't that how everyone normally skies in Vermont?
ouchthatsux 0
an average day in life for stephen hawking
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CallMeHush 1
Pussy.
xundria 5
Oh the lulz. That's just hilarious.
S1monxsayz 0
fake
DanceGirl01 0
Oh wow... Hope you're okay though!! and i'm kinda wondering if you're who i think you might be?? but again, hope you're okay!!
ouchthatsux 0
an average day in life for stephen hawking
fooch 0
nice
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I smell an "unredeemable" pitch for a new Weekend At Bernie's movie... Weekend at Bernie's: Ski School
katieluvlucky24 0
How the **** did you pull a muscle in your cheek from yawning?? My god you're an idiot and you totally deserved it
FYLD0UCHE_fml 0
He's an idiot for an involuntary action? Do you think intelligent people don't pull muscles? Shut the **** up and think before you type anything.
FerrariCake 2
Sorry OP, this is not an FML. You made funny faces. People saw you. No one cared.
cute_a 0
hahhahah so true
KurouTenshi 0
if you see a yetti, just hit "F" to speed up and get away! :D
e_pi_i_plus1 0
I miss ski free...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
#27 - this made me smile... not because of the good memories with the game #29 mentioned, but because I can imagine a guy with these painful expressions trying to ski away from a Yettie or Abominable Snowman screaming, "F! F!"
xundria 5
Lmfao BSR. Nice mental images. Thanks for the quick laugh. =p
nyc718 0
You do know you can download ski free and relive the memories.
happysmartg 5
where in Vermont?