Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
SHE needs therapy.
Trainspotting_fml 9
WWJD?
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Comments (196)
rarememory 7
Shoulda said thank you ma'am I'll gladly follow you to a church house on Sunday and after she walked away canceled her transaction so the shit aint work LMAO
dd809 9
Learn to speak English
rarememory 7
Wtf son this isn't "judge my spelling" it's FML so if that's not what your talking about keep scrolling
mk58 31
Take a chill pill, you've got to get used to the grammar nazis of this site if you want to stick around. By the way, he's right: you should learn English.
aerogxt 7
You need Jesus...
Levvy 22
That's how Christians say F-you.
instnt1nfction 17
You need Jesus.
jkelly76426 0
sorry but you need a dose of reality if you think Jesus is real...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sorry #135, you need a triple dose of reality to respect other's peoples beliefs, jackass.
suckstoobeyou 0
135- they have proof they Jesus lived..... Next time be more respectful I other religions and get your facts right
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
135 wow P P.
Levvy 22
For what it's worth, I'm an atheist. I do, however, believe it is probable based on a few non-biblical accounts that a man who was known as Jesus of Nazareth did live and spread his teachings. And if the parables the bible provides are indeed this man's teachings, he had some very nice things to say that all of us would do well to live by regardless of religion or lack thereof.
DennisC75 0
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dab123 3
Your mom.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You know who else say's your mom? MY MOM!!!
Cooluu 5
She's still mad about losing the civil war
jmorin 0
I know the feeling. had it happen. I just tell em they can get gas at the next station.
Hannah_grace1414 12
well , op does need Jesus as like everyone else (although people will disagree with me, idc) buut that's not the way to say it..or the time to say it..sorry about that op :p
chika_yeaah23 0
you're right. I disagree.
LukeSkywalker28 0
I also disagree.
1badws6 0
I also disagree
bo1440 3
I agree... Not!
ReynshineCutting 10
I agree with you :)
HarveyMalone 0
Yep. I disagree too.
chika_yeaah23 0
85 you also believe in unicorns.
ReynshineCutting 10
Well considering I have one of course I believe in them.
aerogxt 7
I agree and I'm proud to say it and proud to stand by you sister. :) o/
Hannah_grace1414 12
115, you can't tell that her picture is of a horse with a tied on unicorn thing? wooooow.
melonsisback 6
She needs to GTFO
Mxpxdude189 0
its people like her that give Christianity a bad name.
chika_yeaah23 0
it's people like her that give people a bad name.
schaflava 0
It's people like her that suck fat penis!
live_2_eat 5
Too far :S
FYLDeep 26
As much as this isn't your fault OP, pre-pay gas stations piss me the **** off. There's no way I would ever buy my gas at one of them unless I had to. I'd rather take my business elsewhere than deal with that bullshit.
chika_yeaah23 0
what gas stations are not prepay?
FYLDeep 26
Damn near all of them in Green Bay.
TheDrifter 24
You must live in a much nicer neighborhood than either of us. I was happy to see that the cashiers in my new area aren't hidden behind bulletproof glass, the chance of them just turning on the pump and hoping you pay them for it later is pretty much zilch.