Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
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Top comments
Fruit_Dealer 9
SHE needs therapy.
Trainspotting_fml 9
WWJD?
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Comments (196)
sugarkiller_fml 6
Avoid cranky climacteric women! Sorry to have to use" climacteric".
jose18 3
Was she black
laideehawk 6
Wow. That was offensive.
laideehawk 6
Because obviously Jesus gives a crap whether or not her card swipes at the pump. Not.
ChelseaAnn2012 0
44....your an idiot. Duh Jesus knows everything stupid. He made everything. Just get over the fact that your not the smartest person :) lol
Shadow_Phantom 26
I would've told her "Nah, I have Satan." FYL, OP.
aerogxt 7
Fail
jacobt123 1
She probably didn't have any money in her bank account. So if the guy had just set the pump without her prepaying she could have drove off without paying. I used to work at a gas station, people you try to get us to set the pump without paying all the time. That's too risky. They claim they would come back in to pay. But you can't trust everyone.
practicesafesax 0
You probably do need Jesus. :P
amphetamin3 17
could be worse. at our gas station, for the longest time, you couldn't prepay inside with a credit card...so if your card didn't work outside, you had to come in, wait in line, give me your card, I'd hold onto it while you pumped, you had to stop it yourself, THEN come back inside and wait in line to pay. we had a lot of pissy customers up until about a week ago. lol
KushMastaDisasta 3
they probably just stared at your **** the whole wait.
amphetamin3 17
you're probably right. especially the old cranky ladies. they love boobies.
mileyfan17 8
She needs mental help
44fifty 0
**** Jesus
1badws6 0
Yea **** Jesus
Mitch_Connor 11
You sure are hardcore....