Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML
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Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
SHE needs therapy.
Trainspotting_fml 9
WWJD?
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Comments (196)
perdix 31
Maybe Jesus (Hay-zoose) is the local Mexican guy who fixes broken gas-pump card readers.
KilteDKilleR 7
Damn it OP, I just laughed out loud in Math class.
Lenho 26
YDI. You shouldn't be reading FMLs while in class. And if you really want and realy need to, make a really good effort for everyone else not to notice.
KilteDKilleR 7
Normally, I agree. However, today we had 20 minutes to do anything. I suppose it wasn't a problem, just kind of embarrassing.
leadman1989 16
Come on guys he needs Jesus because in the bible jesus turns water into gasoline. "flammables 2:3 And thou lord hath created gasoline doritos and gatorade so he can grill these tasty fish because everyone has the munchies from burning the bush."
roseXthorns 8
I think you've been burning some bush.
leadman1989 16
;3
pilotoenrique 0
LOL
KnucklesDeep 5
How would a pile of dust help?
GabbyCharityM 0
Somebody needs to get laid..
zeligtheblessed 0
You just can't win with christians
mightyiollan2 3
I know how that is it happens to me all the time be thankful you don't get Jesus flyers like me
jkelly76426 0
I feel sorry for you. but you could always use them as kindling to light the bible up? that's what I do. burn garbage
BigPerro4life 0
Based on what I'm reading, there are quite a few people leaving comments that need Jesus. Who doesn't?
OfficeNinja 5
and the apostle said "behold the miracle, Jesus made the gas flow, when my card would not work at the pump". To which Jesus said "no, I just went inside and had the clerk turn on the pump, for the credit card device works inside. the real miracle is I talked the guy into giving me free Skittles". and there was much rejoicing.
racheljessie 17
And the people feasted on the Skittles, and the Doritos, and various other gas station convenince store snacks. And it was GOOD!