Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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shehzeenahmed 0
wink back. see what happens.
yayaOMG 0
LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING. Creepy as hell.
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Comments (84)
xXPeachRoseXx 0
Do you wink back?
MyImmortal_fml 0
Little brothers are EVIL!
kyshira 0
spawn of the devil? awesome! but fyl
Anonymus101 4
#9 has the best idea of the section, brothers can be pranksters and this is just too funny.
DiscoRecon 0
so.... all of your next-door neighbors and that weird guy across the street just happens to know that the room is yours? for all i know, they could've guessed that it was your brother, and not just you who is the "Spawn of the Devil". that is unless, you're making this up.
MajorLeeScrewed 0
The weird guy across the street this is a bullshit attention seeking ploy, do not fall for it.
7kelevra 0
totally made up, who says "Spawn of Satan" anymore?
Rollercoaster_fml 0
who the f*** cares about what the neighbours think?....
megabytes101 0
this is total crap.
RiceyFighter 0
LOL, Don't feel bad, I masturbated in my room before with the window opened. (I forgot to shut the blinds) My neighbors caught me : )