Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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shehzeenahmed 0
wink back. see what happens.
yayaOMG 0
LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING. Creepy as hell.
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sexxxy_lexxxy 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH.......that is so great.
Program_fml 0
Ouch. That royally sucks. But on the upside, anyone who's going to call you the "spawn of Satan" isn't anyone you particularly want to be hanging around, anyway. Super-dooper-religious folks are more annoying than friendly; all they seem to be good for is telling me, "You know you're going to hell, right?"
DeeJayD 0
Sucks, but slight YDI for not hiding your **** better.
shaPOW 0
@56 who says it was the op's ****? they probably found it in the internet and it had nothing to do with him at all. fyl indeed, although it is pretty funny.
jaded110 0
@55: I'd be a smartass by smiling and responding: "Yep! I have my handbasket all packed. I'll see you there!" Then I'd wink and walk away.
eppie 0
hahahahahahaha tHATS FUNNY
Erinx3 0
Ahahahahaha. Wink at him! :)
brooke3 0
get back at him .
IMz0r 0
Yeah... I'd play the "Spawn of Satan" thing to your advantage. "Hey kids... wanna meet my friend *winks at creepy guy*"
TapiocaBall 0
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!!! But it was a friend who did it. And the Neighbors who know all go to my school..