Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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gosh_mate 30
Hahaha that would be terrifying but at least he has a sense of humour.
JewKnowIt 19
Thad drop dead hilarious!...I'll let myself out
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Comments (54)
smoothies14 32
That seems like a fast way to die from no condition in particular.
whiteman23 6
that's awsoem, why can't my grandpa be cool like that?
Skylyric52 11
Admit it... We're all going to do that to our future grandkids/children one day
lavapants 15
What a killer joke.
demetrius1551 15
your grandpas a savage, thats amazing
maximumcarnage 13
Wow, these jokes are to DIE for!
Enzymatically 14
at least he has a sense of humor about it
carpeD5023 4
I'm doing that when I turn 60
cynthianicole95 9
I'm sorry but I laughed out loud at that.
hank0311 10
Lol to do list. Wipe crocodile tear from cheek ? Change underwear Grab gramps a beer? Put on the football game And give that man props cause he is probably old as shit and still has a sense of humor! Smile what's life if you can have fun. ?