Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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gosh_mate 30
Hahaha that would be terrifying but at least he has a sense of humour.
JewKnowIt 19
Thad drop dead hilarious!...I'll let myself out
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Comments (54)
leogachi 15
I recently lost my grandfather. Reading this post and the comments made me sick.
chuka81 27
And here is the party pooper.
doodlecloud 27
Sorry for your loss. If the FML is difficult to read right now, maybe don't then read all the comments too...
fmlperson8264 16
Then don't read the comments!
leogachi 15
@28&33 How am I supposed to know what the comments will be like before I read them?
individual00 14
Sorry for your loss, but it is FML so what did you expect the comments to be like?
Jryan952015 7
Leave a copy of the boy who calls wolf on his side of the bed so he can read it. No one should fake something like that.
sarcasmine 19
Honestly he sounds awesome and fun
NodakN8V 25
Oh that's classic lol. My funeral I want pop goes the weasel song played till everyone is staring at the casket
Lucario227 22
Lol that's quite the way to go, but at least he's humorous about it. But still FYL.
pacman490 21
There should be a cutoff age for playin possum. Jokes to them are a medical emergency to the rest of us.
buddy_J 16
If I ever have kids, and if my kids have kids, I hope I'm as cool as your grandpa
exoticwaved 9
Hasn't he ever heard of the kid who cried wolf?
weveallbeenthere 30
good thing you didn't talk crap about him while he was pretending.
Kapj 14
* walks up to microphone, picks it up, drops it, and then walks off stage *