Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML
Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
if its on tv it must be true :-/
Meowingtons500 18
Oh boy, wait until she sees Maury.
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Comments (208)
THExistentialist 13
Could've been worse; my mother started sending me to southern baptist youth groups after Doctor-*******-Phil told her reading my diary was a perfectly reasonable and rightful parental responsibility when I was 14 and discovered my sexual activity with my high school boyfriend was unusually... Experimental. I was also exorcized. 7 years later I still feel a hateful wrath toward Phil for ruining my relationship with my mother.
thew_fml 14
why aren't you?
sillycart 9
Well..... Do u?
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
people still watch TV?..
monagro 22
Tbh, back when I was in school, I'd loved to have a sex party.
superfluffy 1
why not parties are fun right
dhall30 8
I agree completely. Like who isn't involved in wild sex parties in their teens....
someguy314159265 15
*raises hand*
nichelback3505 0
Go write that peace of shit a email to go **** him self. And start with it, " the problem is ur a peace of shit"
KayleeT 9
Because Dr. Phil knows all. :O
darwinjr 0
I dislike doctor phil