Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML
Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
if its on tv it must be true :-/
Meowingtons500 18
Oh boy, wait until she sees Maury.
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Comments (208)
linkinpark98 24
So that's why my mom thinks I'm a druggie....
flea_of_death 23
Well you aren't denying it ;) haha, just kidding, that sucks =(
Snafuusmc 12
ITS A TRAP!
Calyx_fml 22
Reports of teen sex parties attract viewers, which attracts advertisers, which makes money for Dr Phil. He is no better than Maury Povitch.
poptart840 5
Maury cashes on on trailer trash, but he also provides them the opportunity to get DNA testing and medical help, something 9 out of 10 people on his show can't afford otherwise.
dellis44 7
Dr Phil: solving problems on the show, creating new ones at home.
andrewsgirl2010 7
Dont believe it, it was on Tv not the internet! Come on mom get with the times.
drakej 0
Get it boyyyyiee!!!
heitwl 1
Well that girl with all the condom wrappers under her bed was having sex party's or just getting some quite a bit.
thejargogler 4
Are you?
mvems 13
Why? A bald person can never tell a lie.