Normal

Misunderstood - 08/02/2009 05:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I've liked at school for about two years, telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocked on the door and I panicked and said, "Hold on!" I shoved them under my pillow, then told him to come in. He said, "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML
37 191
11 655
The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

jkqd 1

Apparently a lot of people can't imagine how embarrassed you might be as a child/teenager just realizing you're going to be starting a relationship with someone you've secretly been in love with. Even if you weren't super embarrassed, who would respond to a sudden knock at this moment of epiphany by saying, "Come on in, Dad, this girl who've I've been obsessing over for two years finally loves me back, here read all the notes she just gave me talking about it in intimate detail"? Please.

95 0
NorfolkDude 2

I'm confused... why would you hide them? Were the letters somehow sexual in nature? In anycase, it was your fault for hiding things that weren't supposed to be hidden in the first place.

37 14

brandolio1215 0

this isnt bad, now you can do it whenever you want!

3 0
amatayo 0

Um sure why not post crap on fml just to waste time. And if u can't handle reading mail im sure you can't handle the stress from the ladies

3 3
austinocappucino 0

THAT was uncalled for

3 0
JrRacer4007 0

REALLY UN-******* CALLED FOR!! WHAT THE **** NUMB NUTS??? (tee hee)

0 0
easylazy 0

You should've of just said, "Yeah, now get the **** away my vibrator is on low battery"

12 1
Brouhaha_fml 0

wow, your life is so ****** up because the girl you like likes you back, and that unlike most people your parents actually don't mind if you **********

0 0
likeomgwhat 0

who gives a flying ****, thats not fml worthy

0 4
terrags 0

**** it I think u should have whipped it out in front of him and starting jerking it

6 0
bobmandude 0

The truth will be revealed! and BTW dexter's first.

4 1
jebby011 0

wait. unless you were naked reading those notes, why would your dad thing you masturbaiting?

3 0