Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He meant the one you bought fot your guitar. Are you always this paranoid?
DumbStruck79 0
Buy some more G-strings please...
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Comments (68)
DumbStruck79 0
Buy some more G-strings please...
takkman 0
i would agree...
DameGreyWulf 1
... Why? What's so great about having a wedgie all the damn time. @OP: You wouldn't happen to be the other woman of the guy who handed his girlfriend the wrong bra a while back, would you?
Sun_Kissed18 25
You actually don't feel it... I wouldn't be surprised lol
iseyixes 18
Well OP most guys don't know the difference between a thong, g-string or bikinis. So just let him explains first
sydd_fml 0
sucks to be you. 2nd!:D
ifinishlast 0
ydi for having more grannie panties than g-strings
musicbunny 1
no she doesnt. a*****e
katarina956 0
Maybe she just has regular thongs and one g-string? And no matter what she didn't deserve that
604 11
Sucks to be you
maveric101 0
maybe he confused another type of thong for a G-string? hopefully.
hoarder23 2
I really can't tell the difference, they're all panties to me
MagicMeds 0
exactly my thoughts
perdix 31
He meant the one you bought fot your guitar. Are you always this paranoid?
nazooer 11
LMAO
poeticpunk77 0
damn you beat me to it lol
Anubyte 0
Indeed, I was thinking Cello string, but same thing.
FromCFL 0
Probably an honest mistake--maybe it was his boyfriend's??
Squidipus 0
I'm getting really tired of all these oops those underwear aren't mine stories. Even worse are all the posters that try to defend the guy. Yawn.
containsnosoy 0
i agree with 11 on being tired of these stories. I've never had a bf call and specifically say I left something at their house, I mean, shouldn't it be obvious? And it's not like you're going to lose contact with him.. If he's dumb enough to cheat AND call about specific things like that, seems pretty strange and it'd be better away from him anyways.
plutosaplanet 0
thats what im saying. how bout guys read these FMLs and learn not to call their girlfriends over stupid crap left at their house. if for some reason your girlfriend/girl youre cheating with/sister/mother says wheres my g string then you hand it over. in the meantime keep it in a safe place. these boys are so dumb
Vaetrus 0
This is why you go commando.